Rajnikant Facts.... Cant say jokes

1. Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in

Pakistan `via
Bluetooth`.

2.Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the
bullet`s funeral.

3.When God watched Robot, he
said,` Oh my
Rajnikanth!

4. Rajnikanth can draw a straight
line with a
compass.

5.“jai rajnikanth .lll send this message to 150 people ……..please don’t ignore that ..once a boy studying in class xii ignore this guess what happened
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his class x result was changed into fail……….so mind it”

6.“Once Rajnikanth was sitting under a fan, in a 10 floor building……
Suddenly fire broke and dere was no way of exit, exept d window……
SuperRajni , uprooted the fan and jumped out of d window…
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Hence concept of helicopter was found……”

7.

“after so much of love from his fan….RAJNIKANT started education institution in chennai….
bt
till date…no student taken the admission…………………….coz?
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they r confused??????
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bcoz his education institution name is
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RAJNIKANT MEDICAL COLLAGE OF ENGINEERING & COMMERCE
(we make here good economist & artist)”
7.
kaRajnint make a mobail!
Mobail Name-R1
Video Format-
mp5,mp6
Audio Format-
mp7,up8,Ap9
Internal Memory-
Unlimited
Blacktooth
redtooth
Whitetooth
Scaner
Printer all available
4G,5G Speed
Camera-
1000mega block buster pixel
No need to Sim card
Roming no anywhere just on Planet PLUTO
Charger – NO
Charge on air
Speaker- DJ Quality
Screen- 32 inch
Internet-Free till Death